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By BrynCarey


MapleStory is a 2D mmorpg. The whole point of the game is to earn EXP without dieing. you do this by killing the deformed creatures that roam this happy place. You chose your job. you can be a guy with a big knife, a guy who throws sharp pieces of metal, a guy who uses a really small knife, a guy who shoots pointy sticks from a stick with a string or a wood gun or a guy who tricks himself into thinking he's killing monsters with "Magic" but he really just high on shrooms. You can use potions for your health or your magic. (The potions for mana are just shrooms and blue food coloring.) When you try to touch one of the deformities the poison in their skin hurts you, (sometimes even poisoning you) which will lead to your eventual death, unless you use some shrooms with red food coloring. Some examples of these deformities are lizard like creatures with 2 legs a tail and one eye. there are a variety of mushrooms that have become alive. There are dragons, (just those shrooms again). there are balls of slime that obviously have no brain and just jump around trying to to make little slime balls with there unknown parts. There are flying boats. Don't ask. there is a Legoland. Once again don't ask. You can have skills which are just those shrooms acting up again. The portals linking maps are also a hallucination. there is only one map. you can buy clothes with real money, wait maybe i should say pixels instead of clothes. All in all there are a lot of flaws in the whole idea of MapleStory. but still its a fun game.
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