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By BrynCarey


Think about what you do in all the Grand Theft Autos.(ticktockticktockticktock) You probably just laughed. Well it is pretty funny. By the time you beat the game you have probably killed around 4000 people. (That's if you don't play it like sandbox mode, and if you did play sandbox mode then its around triple that.) You have probably stolen around 4000 vehicles ( triple if sandbox mode,) assaulted around 1000 people (again triple if you sandboxed.) and killed 5000 police men, as well as costing the city millions in damages. Can you imagine the court for that? "Case file 123456783 People v.s CJ on the count of 12000 charges of murder, 12000 charges of Grand Theft Auto, 3000 charges of Assault And 15000 charges of murder of a officer.(Sandbox mode) Well saying that he got convicted he would be spending around 35000 Life sentences in jail, give or take a few. (I don't know the rules about the death penalty in the state of San Andreas.) Ya you wouldn't just get released in a few hours with a Minor fine. Noooooo. You would never see the light of day. That's the first problem. The second one is that if you have just ran over a group of maybe 10 people you wouldn't get 1 star. You would get the WHOLE F**KING POLICE DEPARTMENT ON YOU. if you blow up a few cars with a rocket launcher you would just get 2 stars. THEY WOULD CALL IS F**CKING BOMB SQUAD AND SWAT not just a few cruiser with police men that have their eyes ON THEIR F**KING A$$ES. Seriously. Their is a car right their to use as cover. BUT NOOOOOO the had to roll out from BEHIND the car into the open area........were I blow their head off. You steal the top secret fighter jet. You get around 4 stars. Your thinking "sounds realistic." Well when you have 4 stars the send up the police helicopter..... Helicopter v.s. Fighter jet. who will win? at six stars the send up the other fighter jets. I personally think that the other pilots DON'T EVEN HAVE EYES. They just fly around and don't even shoot. Well all of these flaws it's still an awesomely fun game. try it.

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