A Day On The Web

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By BrynCarey


Think about what you do in all the Grand Theft Autos.(ticktockticktockticktock) You probably just laughed. Well it is pretty funny. By the time you beat the game you have probably killed around 4000 people. (That's if you don't play it like sandbox mode, and if you did play sandbox mode then its around triple that.) You have probably stolen around 4000 vehicles ( triple if sandbox mode,) assaulted around 1000 people (again triple if you sandboxed.) and killed 5000 police men, as well as costing the city millions in damages. Can you imagine the court for that? "Case file 123456783 People v.s CJ on the count of 12000 charges of murder, 12000 charges of Grand Theft Auto, 3000 charges of Assault And 15000 charges of murder of a officer.(Sandbox mode) Well saying that he got convicted he would be spending around 35000 Life sentences in jail, give or take a few. (I don't know the rules about the death penalty in the state of San Andreas.) Ya you wouldn't just get released in a few hours with a Minor fine. Noooooo. You would never see the light of day. That's the first problem. The second one is that if you have just ran over a group of maybe 10 people you wouldn't get 1 star. You would get the WHOLE F**KING POLICE DEPARTMENT ON YOU. if you blow up a few cars with a rocket launcher you would just get 2 stars. THEY WOULD CALL IS F**CKING BOMB SQUAD AND SWAT not just a few cruiser with police men that have their eyes ON THEIR F**KING A$$ES. Seriously. Their is a car right their to use as cover. BUT NOOOOOO the had to roll out from BEHIND the car into the open area........were I blow their head off. You steal the top secret fighter jet. You get around 4 stars. Your thinking "sounds realistic." Well when you have 4 stars the send up the police helicopter..... Helicopter v.s. Fighter jet. who will win? at six stars the send up the other fighter jets. I personally think that the other pilots DON'T EVEN HAVE EYES. They just fly around and don't even shoot. Well all of these flaws it's still an awesomely fun game. try it.

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By BrynCarey




When you really think about it the idea for the whole Halo series is just insane. It starts off with humans finding some aliens who are like “YOU DISGRACE ARE GOD, NOW WE KILL YOU.” So were like “ohh S**t.”We go back to earth and pray that they don’t find earth. They do. this is where Halo 3 begins. So then there’s a bunch of rings that need to be activated to kill all life in the galaxy and the aliens are like “YAH SOUNDS LIKE FUN.” So basically it a fight between a bunch of retarded, suicidal aliens and one chef with some metal nailed to his body who has never shown his face. Oh and there’s some Marines on the chefs side. but there going to die, (but mostly they die when you decide there pissing you off or you just feel like killing them.) Well while your trying to kill the aliens some of them are like “wow why do we want to die?” so they join the chef. (But they also want his home cooked food, they just never tell you that.)Well there’s a big battle with a bunch of guns that look like toys and then you win. All in all it is a fun game though.

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By BrynCarey


MapleStory is a 2D mmorpg. The whole point of the game is to earn EXP without dieing. you do this by killing the deformed creatures that roam this happy place. You chose your job. you can be a guy with a big knife, a guy who throws sharp pieces of metal, a guy who uses a really small knife, a guy who shoots pointy sticks from a stick with a string or a wood gun or a guy who tricks himself into thinking he's killing monsters with "Magic" but he really just high on shrooms. You can use potions for your health or your magic. (The potions for mana are just shrooms and blue food coloring.) When you try to touch one of the deformities the poison in their skin hurts you, (sometimes even poisoning you) which will lead to your eventual death, unless you use some shrooms with red food coloring. Some examples of these deformities are lizard like creatures with 2 legs a tail and one eye. there are a variety of mushrooms that have become alive. There are dragons, (just those shrooms again). there are balls of slime that obviously have no brain and just jump around trying to to make little slime balls with there unknown parts. There are flying boats. Don't ask. there is a Legoland. Once again don't ask. You can have skills which are just those shrooms acting up again. The portals linking maps are also a hallucination. there is only one map. you can buy clothes with real money, wait maybe i should say pixels instead of clothes. All in all there are a lot of flaws in the whole idea of MapleStory. but still its a fun game.
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Hey guyz. Ya i know that there's no one reading but hopefully there will be soon. After all i just started 3 days ago. Well i'm going to start reviewing PC games and maybe some console games as well as those internet games on Addicting games, DIGYOUROWNGRAVE, MiniClip and many others. Well thats all for today. Unless I can get some free time later. Thx all you soon to be not make belive readers.=D

P.S. You can check out my other blog for some Game reviews.
http://lmaogamereviews.blogspot.com/

BrynCarey
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